Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two…
Among other things, what I have learned on my current Buffy rewatch: dk;lfsdkjdfs oh my goddd Faith/Buffy is my pairing type in, like, basically every possible way, seriously, they do the friends to enemies thing, and there is forehead-kissing, and knives, and lots of bondage, and near-murder, and bizarre shared dream sequences, and ahhh they even give me the bodyswap episode and a whole redemption arc! But this pairing type usually doesn’t come in ladies! I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT BUFFY/FAITH OKAY.
buffy/faith forever. forever. forever.
Roy Calabi thought he was well past his days of sliding down in his seat when he felt uncomfortable. Unfortunately, this morning was full of surprises, a couple of the smaller ones being: one, that he suddenly found himself falling back on this habit, and two, that in the years…
OMFG I am excited about this
Hey I’m gonna refollow everyone I just unfollowed as soon as I get tumblr savior running on my tablet. there’s just a show airing right now that I need to savior for.
Omfg blue waffle
No pants cold chicken nugget
^^I would buy every single one of your albums and stalk you backstage
No Pants Cranberry Flavoured Candy
Oh my god, that is an AWESOME NAME
It sounds like an American Anglophile band.
Or if The Doctor started a band.
Plaid Nutella Burrito
blue sea salt chips
Blue Ice Cream
no pants ramen. I’m okay with that.
… WITH LEFT BEEF
No Corn Chowder
How much do you want to bet that this is some shitty boogie blues band that does covers of white dudes doing covers of blues songs
No One On Tumblr Is Wearing Pants is a good enough band name for me.
Also No Rice is not a very good name.
Abed: Okay. You both fall back, exhausted but still entwined.
Annie: Okay, great. I stroke her hair lovingly and spoon her for the appropriate amount of time before leaving.
Troy: And how long is that?
#and troy took notes
If you are wondering how I ship it:
I ship it like this.
The final’s on Tuesday
Thanks Chris for hosting us today! It was a great Hangout in NC!
Hey look it’s me! And my hair doesn’t look as bad as I thought it would! And thanks Dante for staying so long and giving everyone such a good time!
You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.